Funny Questions to Ask

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Ridiculous questions with no right answer. Perfect for road trips, group chats in person and any table that needs a laugh.

1. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
2. What's the most useless superpower you can think of?
3. Which household object would be the most terrifying if it were 10 feet tall?
4. If you were a ghost, who would you haunt and how?
5. What would your pet's online dating profile say?
6. Which vegetable would win in a fight?
7. What would be the worst thing to hear from your dentist?
8. If your fridge could judge you, what would it say this week?
9. What's the weirdest thing you could bring to show and tell as an adult?
10. How long would you last in a medieval castle before getting in trouble?
11. Which fruit would make the worst roommate?
12. What's a terrible name for a pet goldfish?
13. If socks could talk, what would they complain about?
14. What would be the worst flavor of ice cream ever?
15. Which animal would be the most annoying if it could text?
16. What's the most ridiculous excuse you've heard for being late?
17. If you had to replace your hands with kitchen utensils, which ones would you pick?
18. What would a pigeon's daily to-do list look like?
19. Which word sounds funny no matter how you say it?
20. What's the worst possible theme for a wedding?
21. If your life had a laugh track, when would it play the loudest?
22. What sound would you make if you were a dial-up modem?
23. Which job would a cat be terrible at?
24. What's the silliest thing you've argued about with a friend?
25. If you were a sandwich, what kind would you be and why?
26. Which song would be the worst to play during a job interview?
27. How would you explain a selfie to a caveman?
28. What's the strangest thing you'd put on a pizza to win a contest?
29. Which of your body parts would make the funniest separate pet?
30. What would your autobiography be called?
31. If dogs ran the world, what would be the first new law?
32. What's the worst thing to say on a first day at a new job?
33. Which animal would make the best stand-up comedian?
34. What would happen if penguins could fly?
35. How would you survive a day if you could only hop?
36. What would your evil twin be like?
37. Which object in this room is secretly plotting against you?
38. What's the most dramatic way to announce you're going to bed?
39. If your shoes had names, what would they be?
40. What would be the worst place to sneeze?
41. Which cartoon sound effect best describes your mornings?
42. What would you name a band made up of farm animals?
43. If clouds were made of food, which food would you want?
44. What's the funniest thing you've seen a toddler do?
45. How would a squirrel describe you to its friends?
46. What's a talent show act that would get you instantly booed?
47. Which made-up holiday should exist, and what would we eat?
48. What's the worst superhero sidekick power?
49. If you could only speak in movie-trailer voice, how would you order lunch?
50. What would a cat write in its diary?
51. Which kitchen appliance has the strongest personality?
52. What would your warning label say?
53. If you were a villain, what would your ridiculous evil plan be?
54. What's the least helpful thing a GPS could say?
55. Which insect would make the best wedding singer?
56. What would aliens find most confusing about humans?
57. How would you describe spaghetti to someone who's never seen it?
58. What's the worst thing to find in your sandwich?
59. If you could rename the days of the week, what would they be called?
60. Which ordinary task would make the funniest Olympic sport?

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